Life Hack #842049
Instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect
I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.
(Source: jacket--off, via thatfuckinglesbian)
"I am so desperate to make someone happy. I don’t even think I could make them that happy because at some point I’ll star telling them that they can do better. That’s just who I am and maybe I am like a leaf in the fall; for a little while, you’ll be amazed with me and you’ll want millions of me but after that, I’ll fall and you’ll watch me because you know I can easily be replaced. I am so desperate to make someone happy because I have yet to even try but I am so afraid of rejection."
- Morning thoughts (via relaxids)